In a sketch from Monty Python’s Flying Circus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLlv_aZjHXc), a gentleman walks into an office and asks the secretary “I would like to have an argument please.” Looking up, she promptly replies “Certainly… Were you thinking of having the full argument or were you thinking of having a course?” After getting the pricing, he decides to start with a full argument. The secretary sends him off for his appointment, and when he opens the door he is lambasted by a man who