Ripped from the headlines of 1180 BC, TROJAN WAR CONFIDENTIAL tells all! Here is Thetis, mother of Achilles: “Do you care how many hours I spent dipping you in the magic river? Up and down, like a great big old tea bag.” The epic struggle begins with an argument between goddesses and the very poor Judgment of Paris, “handsome, strong, and stupid enough to choose between us”. The beautiful Helen runs away to Troy and a thousand ships go after her. After ten years of fighting, the stalemate is bro