The cruise ship Delectation embarked on a pleasant ocean tour last Tuesday afternoon. Bon Voyage, the ship’s magazine, promises every possible entertainment, including buffets, dancing, a series of inspirational talks, exercise classes, and a magic show. But, three days into the trip, Reggie Evanesce – a worldwide (but not necessarily world-class) entertainer – vanished after one of his magic shows. Cruise security discovered bloodstains backstage, and immediately apprehended several guests for